Just like most of the world, i've been watching a ton of the Olympics. I'm not going to lie- I don't watch everything. I watch every second of the gymnastics, but think the swimming is boring, unless it's diving, and I have no idea what steeplechase is. Is there Olympic Cornhole?
The world's attention is on China, of course, and it's funny how all of these criticisms have come out in spite of the fact that the country has devoted years to making this event its shining moment in recent history. Yes, they have terrible smog, and yes they built walls to hide ramshackle houses. But the buildings erected solely for the Olympics are stunning, and Beijing sparkles in a way it never has before. I wonder if the rest of the world has been as critical as the US media have?
There is the story about the little girl lip-syncing the Chinese national song because the real singer was deemed "not cute enough" for TV. The controversy over the real age of some members of the Chinese women's gymnastics team. The former gold medalist who was denied a visa by the Chinese government because of his creation of Team Darfur. (Not confirmed, but completely obvious, in my opinion)
These stories have been plastered all over the news as evidence of China's lack of modernity. But really, are they that different than what occurs here? We have hacks posing as musicians, only they have a studio full of voice altering technology to do the lip-syncing for them. No one ever says a word about that. People lie about their age all the time. Fake IDs, anyone? And as far as denying entry- it happens every day in our country built by immigrants.
So, China, I think you're doing a bang-up job, and I don't even care that you're Communists. I like Commies, actually. In fact, I carry a little communist in my wallet.
You don't believe me, do you?

There you go. Actual size.